This Is What We Look Like

        Greetings,
                                              this is what we look like- We are very handsome!
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                                         from Mr. Pig and Mr. Rat

Introduction

Welcome, we are Mr. Pig and Mr. Rat. We live in the middle of the woods, near Elora. Our favourite activities are terrorising lovers, LARPing, fighting creepy weirdos out in the woods (That's NOT us!), and attacking boys who dress like Justin Bieber. We enjoy collecting the following: weapons, poisonous plants, and Lord of the Rings figurine collectibles. Mr. Pig drives a Hummer and a  WW2 motorcycle with a side-car and Mr. Rat drives a hearse. Mr. Pig is a grave digger and Mr. Rat is a mortician. Mr. Rat enjoys his job because he can crack and snap bones. :) We also enjoy being zombie and monster hunters.
Hope you enjoy our blog!